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Jonathan Groff | Theatre Credits
FAVOURITE MOVIES: Stardust (2007)In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to his beloved that he’ll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm.
Oh, good gracious, darling. XD Howdy ya’ll, lemme ship ya a goosedown parka for that chilly 50 degree day, now. Way up here in the cold frozen tundra that is Michigan, this weather is a godsend. Oh course, it’s a bit jarring since we still have nearly eighteen inches of snow on the ground…. And we’re supposed to get five more inches of snow on Wednesday, so we gotta soak up the sun while we can!
You know those photosets of 50 degrees in California versus 50 degrees in Michigan? I used to be like, “Haha, that’s funny, but no, of course we don’t sunbathe in 50 degree weather. That’s still chilly!”
Today I drove home in short sleeves with my windows down because I was so happy it was 49 degrees. So, uh… Those photosets are totally accurate to Michigan.
Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you